Something to lighten your new years resolution of going to the gym
Some things that recently have been on my mind while at the gym include:
1. Attention Skinny Divas - DO NOT judge me. I see you staring at me while I work out, with the sideways glances. Gym's are made for getting in shape and that's what I'm doing. I'm not here to get my GTL on. I'm not here to find a man. And I can't wait to see you put the effort in when you've had two kids in two years.
2. If you are in close quarters, like say the locker room, and my locker is next to yours, please just wait for me to grab my bag and move. Don't rub up against me stark naked, and then proceed to shove your assets in my face while you dig for your clothes. k? (and ps. if you are going to go nude here, at least shave or wax...it really is distracting)
3. Please be kind and workout next to people. Don't space yourselves out so much that when two people want to work out next to each other, it is impossible. Same goes for the sauna or the hot tub...I understand wanting your space, but when new people come in, just make some room. Thanks.
Despite the snide glances and bare bottoms, I will continue to go. I will reach my goals of health.
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